Aliens Love Cats

It is well known that there are no cats in space. Therefore, aliens or more specifically Felinealiens (who absolutely adore cats), are forced to travel to Earth in order to satisfy their desire to be with cats.
Once a month, they make the long journey through deepest, darkest space on their space-mopeds. After landing in gardens, behind the backs of sheds or the bin store, they sneak up to the windows of your house or flat to take a peek at your favourite moggies. Their little ears twitch and wiggle and their noses glow a particular shade of red when they catch sight of your furry friends.
Black, white, tabby, ginger, long-haired, short-haired or no haired, Felinealiens love all varieties of cats.
After enticing your precious pet outside, the stroking, cuddling, and rubbing noses begins. Once this pleasurable ritual has been completed, the catty capers can commence! Hours are spent, hiding in the tall grass, getting stuck up trees and chasing their own tails (Felinealiens have tails by-the-way). The day is always completed with lots and lots of washing, especially behind their ears.
After that, its time for the aliens to make the long journey home until the next feline expedition.
If you notice that Tibbles is feeling especially tired or Marmaduke’s hair is looking somewhat ruffled, maybe a Felinealien has been playing with your cat.