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The rules for the people

1. Only eat sausages you make yourself.
2. In castle grounds,all peoples must be tied to each other like a three legged race.
3. Wear underpants over your pants on Tuesday.
4. Dress up as a dragon, when on our territory.
5. You must not speak on Friday.
6. You may not walk, you must run.
7. You can only have 1 hour of screen time a day.
8. You need to fill the bath with beans and bathe in them every Monday.
9. You must eat hot chilli on a Sunday, without taking a drink.
10. Keep reading all rules until the very end.

11. Do not follow any of these rules, if your name starts with a letter of the alphabet!

One thought on “The rules for the people”

  1. Rachel Orr says:

    Jamie,
    ORRsome set of rules. I wouldn’t mind dressing up as a dragon. I am very up for eating hot chilli and I think it would be fun to wear underpants over clothes every Tuesday. I think I would find it hard not to speak on a Friday.
    I am also glad my bathroom only has a shower so I don’t have to worry about bathing in beans. I can save those for my jacket potato with cheese and chilli sauce.

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