“Ow!” I have just been poked by an octopus. I know it sounds cool, or so says everyone on the bus. But would you enjoy being poked by an octupus,
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AUTUMNAUTUMN
Acorns scattered all over the forest floor,squirrels working feverishly to collect them before winter comes. Umbrellas deflecting the crisp burnt orange leaves as they fall from the withered tree. Trekking
A whole in 67A whole in 67
After three long days,(that, at times, felt like three weeks) we finally have our new, golf champion . Mark Putter, the 25 year old former milkman has finally delivered. His
A tractors tall tale.A tractors tall tale.
My wheels big and black. My paint work shiny. Blue as the ocean. I am ready for any terrain. As farmer Joe jumped in, we set off. I fired up
The rules for the peopleThe rules for the people
1. Only eat sausages you make yourself. 2. In castle grounds,all peoples must be tied to each other like a three legged race. 3. Wear underpants over your pants on
Zesty as the zooZesty as the zoo
Steady as a turtle Slippery as an eel Flappy as a penguin Sneaky as a seal. Strutting like a Peafowl Cozy as a Loris Ghostly as a Snowy owl Nosy
The dunkThe dunk
“Noooo!” I cried. “Digestive’s been dunked!” Oh, I’m choco and my friend has been dunked. I cannot believe it. My friend was turned crumbly. I wish I could help however,
Where is the keyWhere is the key
Oh,hey diary. I am so bored. I am locked up without a key. With my new teacher, I learnt it all. Mozart to mathematics, French to fitness. Next thing I
Jays Autos Steal of The Day!Jays Autos Steal of The Day!
This car is automatic, systematic, hydromatic, Wait, hang on, don’t want to be done under trade description! This car is a classic, comfortable, conservative model, With just 20 miles on
Roll up, Roll upRoll up, Roll up
Hi, I am Mr Jay, I ran away with the circus, but sadly they made me bring it back! As I walked into the ring another clown held the door